Man: Oh no!
Woman: What is it?
Man: “Josh and Henrietta would like to have the _____________of your company at a drinks party, next Saturday evening…”
Woman: Oh no, Josh and Henrietta… they’re not that ________ who…?
Man: Yeah exactly! And it gets worse…
Woman: Argh…. it means you’ve got to wear a ________…
Man: At the bottom it says “RSVP”. What does it mean?
Woman: You’ve got to ________.
Man: But I don’t want to go, so what can I say?
Woman: Tell them you’ve got a dentist’s ________________.
Man: Josh is my dentist!
Woman: Tell them it’s your ________________________100th birthday party.
Man: But they know my granny died ages ago.
Woman: Tell them your dog’s sick and you’ve got to take him to see the vet.
Man: It’s no use – I’m just going to have to tell them ________________
Woman: The truth? “I’m not coming to your birthday party because I think you’re ______________and stupid?”
Man: Maybe not then…
Woman: Tell them this: “I’m unable to attend because I have a prior engagement.”
Man: “Prior engagement”?! And… they won’t be ______________?
Woman: Absolutely not.